Dec 09 2008
Partner Potshots!
I’m not married. I have no real plans for marriage. However, as long as I have been with my girlfriend, we might as well be married. Sure, I have the occasional dream of, oh, making her strip naked and frolic through our non-existent garden while I take shots at her with an air gun. Of course, I don’t. Maybe I’m not ambitious. Maybe I have common sense. Most likely, and I am no scientist, I probably have something in my brain, a proverbial switch, that keeps me from doing insane things. Maybe I’m just level-headed! However, the next time that I get told that I am an overbearing taskmaster, you can guarantee that I am printing this story out and leaving it on her pillow –
Vedran Ribaric, 26, forced his wife Mirna to strip down to her knickers (see below), and run around her garden while he took pot shots at the terrified woman. He even persuaded the frightened, 23-year-old woman to pose in a provocative way while he took aim at her, with his weapon of choice.
Ribaric was jailed for three and a half years for torture at Zapresic, in Crotiia. A neighbor to Vedran was reported as saying, “Shooting a beautiful woman like her is crazy! Couldn’t he have practiced on a wild pig like everyone else?“. I anxiously await the story of which group gets to the neighbor first - PETA or any of the countless feminist groups that are going to jump on the implication that it’s not quite so crazy to shoot ugly women.
Airgun pellets do not usually penetrate the skin, but can do so at close range, it has been found. A shot to the eye, in particular, can be dangerous and sometimes fatal even. Consequently, British courts have taken a tough line against offences that involve the use of such weapons.
For the ignorant, these are knickers!
This photo placed here for educational purposes only! Mm. Sweet, sweet.. educational purposes.
Blogger’s Comment: “All of my wit has been lost to the sight of that picture I posted. I’m afraid all of the blood going to my brain has been redirected to far more valuable functions. Slowly.. losing.. typing… abilit..dskafjdfkd.”
