Life is Tragic

The incredibly wise father of a toddler called Adolf Hitler Campbell believes it is unfair that a store denied him a birthday cake with his child’s name on it. New Jersey man Heath Campbell, 35, has decorated his home with swastikas, taking to a whole new level his claim that he is related to a member of the SS. Mr. Campbell says that the store that would not write ‘Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler’ on a cake, should be showing more consideration for other people’s feelings.

“They need to accept a name. A name is a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what Hitler did.“, Mr. Campbell told Associated Press. But the ShopRite store that refused the cake request has said that it did the right thing.

Couldn’t they have given him a tiny magic marker mustache, before the photograph? The only thing I hate more than stupid parenting, is half-ass stupid parenting.

“We believe the request to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate.” spokeswoman Karen Meleta told the Express-Times newspaper. The store has also refused to make a cake bearing the name of Mr. Campbell’s daughter, Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns two in February. Mr. Campbell and his wife Deborah also have another daughter, Honszlynn Himmler Jeannie Campbell, named for the SS head Heinrich Himmler, who turns one in April. He said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because ‘no one else in the world would have that name’.

“They’re just names, you know. Yeah, they (Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They’re not going to grow up like that. Other kids get their cake. I get a hard time. It’s not fair to my children..“, he told the Express-Times. He also said that he did not expect the names to cause problems when the kids started school.

Blogger’s Comment: “You might notice that I have placed this article under the category of ‘Drugs’. These are obviously the form of recreation that these two ‘parents’ were indulging in when they thought it might be a good idea to reproduce. And then again when they decided on the names for the children.”