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New research done at Harvard Medical School has shattered to belief that Coca-Cola works as an after sex spermicide. School researcher Deborah Anderson has gone on record as saying that there is no evidence to support the belief that the drink’s acidity kills sperm. Anderson also said that sperm is likely, anyhow, to outswim the sugary douche and get to the cervix first.

She also noted that the soft drink also damages the top layer of cells within the vagina, removing healthy bacteria and making a woman more prone to STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases). The drink is still used as a contraceptive in some poor countries, and was used in this same manner in the United States during the 1950s and 1960s.

Blogger’s Comment: “THIS JUST IN - At the same time that Harvard Medical School was debunking the theory of Cola Cola as a sperm killer,  it was also revealed that spermicide works just fine as a sperm killer. Tune in next week, when we here at Life is Tragic compile a list of ten recommendations on how to continue getting away with pouring Coca Cola between your girlfriend and/or wife’s thighs.”