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Dec 22 2008

BK Breakthrough! Beguiling Burgers!

Published by aetherwild under Commercial Edit This

 Burger King Corp. may have come up with just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men’s body spray called “Flame.” The company describes the spray as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.

The fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky’s NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.

Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

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Did I put this here just to make you hungry? You bet your ass.

The marketing ploy is the latest in a string of viral ad campaigns by the company. Burger King is also in the midst of its Whopper Virgins campaign that features an taste test with fast-food “virgins” pitting the Whopper against McDonald’s Corp.’s Big Mac.

Burger King Holdings Inc. shares rose 15 cents to close at $20.53.

Blogger’s Comment: “I-… W-… Ho–… Wha–.. all I can do is sigh. Not only because Burger King is making cologne now (Because as you know, I am an avid BK advertisement supporter!), but.. well.  This is the best that the internet could offer me at three in the morning? Sure, I could have put up some more police brutality (There’s lots of it!), but they don’t need me to help them make a joke of themselves. At least, any further. They do a damn fine job of it. On a lesser note, I’m going to need a bigger back seat with all of the fat chicks I’ll be baggin’ with this stuff. Hoo-wee.”

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