Life is Tragic

My People,

Yes, it is I! And I post again! I know that I have stopped, and have done so without warning! Fear not and dry thine own eyes, however! I am alive and well! Simply stuck in the middle of an unexpected move! I’m going to a smaller place (The economy being what it is, and such).

As you might imagine, with the packing and the arranging and getting utilities turned on after having found a new place, dealing with people who often are not easy to deal with - I am left with little time for putting up posts on this blog. However! I shall be back soon! I just need to get back on my feet again, and my internet should be getting turned on at the new place here in a few weeks! Do not weep for me, fellows!

An Apology Gift! Some quick photoshoppery. Mmm. I can’t stop looking either.

Anyway. I hope you’re all having an awesome New Year, and getting as blasted as I am. Sorry for not being around so much, but the future holds for you a veritable cornucopia of blog posts from me!

To preface this picture, let me explain. This blog is primarily about ridiculous news, but now and then I stumble across a picture that is so absolutely weird or stupid, and that touches the depths of my soul so deeply that it brushes against the facets which weep for humanity, that I must share it. So, from here on out, occasionally you will see them. They will never replace my daily story, so see the post below this one for that!

 Ever seen someone do something so stupid that it was too easy to crack a joke about, so you just didn’t? That’s what Murphy’s Law thought about this, I assure you.